Mustaches in All the Right Places

Hey there, everybeardy!

What better thing is there to do on a Thursday than do some online shopping? You know, besides knife fighting, not shaving, and playing Diablo III. A little online browsing seemed to be the best way to pass the time today.

Well, mustaches of the world, this day is for you. Never have we seen so much love for a particular patch of facial hair. We just have to share this hair.

Here are our top five favorite Mustachian Accessories.

Sun-staches

No life is quite as complete without a pair of stylish Sun-staches. The mustache falls right above your lips, so not only can you protect your eyes from the sun and look like a rock star, you can avoid chapped lips and defend against the kisses of adoring fans at the same time.

They also come in rhinestoned mustaches. Behold, beard bling.

Mustache Pencils

Do you really need a better reason to scribble? These puppies are perfect for drawing mustaches on any old thing - family portraits, snap shot of exes, pieces of paper, you get the idea. Better yet, take them to work or school, and whenever you're feeling particularly deviant, raise them above your lip where they belong and cackle like a Dastardly Dan.

Mugstache

I mustache you a question... do you need cream for your coffee? With so many mustache types to choose from, it's hard not to want to collect the whole set. That Fumanchu is perfect for you tea drinkers, although the Groucho Marx 'stache wins our hearts.

Mobile Mustache

When mustaches on mugs and sunglasses just aren't enough, there's this baby. A big, fluffy nose warmer for your car. Ignore any bugs snagged up in there; other drivers everywhere will know how your manly mustachian love spills into every aspect of your life. Their fear and respect will clear the roads for it's furry wake and all lights will turn green at the sight of it. Drive on, mustache brother.

 Beertache

Beards make beer better. Mustaches make bottles best. No matter your bearded (or beardless) status, these mustaches come in a variety of colors and grooming styles and are guaranteed to make you look like a smooth drinking pro. Beware, the bodacity of these little 'staches can also be made to make folks seem cooler than they are. Be sure to get a good look at them without their bottle up to see if they are truly worthy of ranking amongst those of the authentically bearded. The manly standards are oh so very high.

Now, to get a Beard Face car to slap one of those giant mustaches on. Hurry, check these out and help us make that dream come true! ;)>